Book: "Toke"; Written by Jugal Mody;
Published by Harper Collins India; Price:
Rs.160
So Lord Vishnu showed up one morning when I was
really stoned and asked me to save the world from
turning undead. How did I save the world? I didn't. We
did. And while saving the world, I got to forcefully kiss
the girl of my dreams. Many times. My best friends got
to smoke a lot of good shit. A lot more than they would
have otherwise smoked in that much time. They also
got to crash an airplane into a slum outside Santacruz
airport. But don't worry, there were only zombies
around when that happened. We were joined in our
quest by two Japanese girls who can kill people with
their pinkies, one of whom forcefully kissed Danny.
Yes, there was a lot of non-consensual kissing in this
adventure. With tongue. Hi. I'm Nikhil. This is my
story. And I swear I have a T-shirt to prove it.